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walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
by georgia011 June 9, 2022
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Jesus

This boy ,He might be a lil dumb but he will always be there to help u or try to make you happy, his a hoe to a lot of girls be trying to hit him up but he will only be looking at one girl
Girl1-is that Jesus😍
Girl2-he so fine
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald
by sawrce July 11, 2022
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Jesus Bagging

When your cross necklace repeatedly smacks a girl in the face as you’re having sex
Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.
by Julbean13 August 5, 2023
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Jesus Duck

Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT
by BruhSlav May 2, 2020
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sweden jesus

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.
by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021
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obama jesus

God like form of grand Master obama
"Obama Jesus will strike you down"
by Boymansupa September 13, 2021
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