by Azleo84 September 13, 2020
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Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter on a Bagel mug.The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please
Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)
by Fuck idk what to put here November 20, 2019
Get the frozen butter in a sock mug.Donut-you got a peanut butter spoon
Charlie-mhm
Donut-you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary
Charlie-umhu
Donut- ya me neither i dont know if its a real thing but it sounds like it should be
Charlie-mhm
Donut-you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary
Charlie-umhu
Donut- ya me neither i dont know if its a real thing but it sounds like it should be
by donut viewer September 20, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter spoon mug.WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...
BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...
by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016
Get the BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE mug.When you hike a 14er and are on your period and you’re quite gassy and you shart a little bit mixed with your period blood and all that sweaty moistness mixed together the pad you pull off is a raspberry nutter butter
When I got to the trailhead I slapped my raspberry nutter butter in some dudes windshield.
I was mortified when I saw my crushes dog running through camp carrying my raspberry nutter butter.
I was mortified when I saw my crushes dog running through camp carrying my raspberry nutter butter.
by Fa j-j July 17, 2019
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by milkkie April 3, 2019
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