balls dial

To (usually accidentally) interface with your personal phone entirely with male genitalia, sometimes through clothing.

"My aunt and I found out in the worst way that my gym shorts are conductive when I balls dialed her yesterday."

by TimeWizard420 July 13, 2016

Hitler's Balls

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.

History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.

Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.

by Seashelp July 25, 2016

Ball breathers

When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.

Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!

by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016

Ball-in-socket

During sexual intercourse, the male precedes to drop one or both testicles into either the vagina and anus. Suggested sexual positions for maximum effort:
Sexual see-saw, ripe plum, overpass, drill, deck chair, and the butter churner.

Adam: "Dude, why are you walking so funny?"
Chad: "my balls hurt so bad man. I tried to ball-in-socket my girl last night..in the anus."

by Slimjym November 14, 2016

bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.

Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.

by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016

bangy balls

A plumber smashing his balls against another plumbers backside

Matt remove that copper and bend over - bangy time. Bangy balls

by Ruggy123 January 11, 2016

balls smacks

the sound of the dude's balls smacking when he is smashing a girl from behind.

David: James why do always watch lesbian porn?! Jeez play some regular porn for once man

James: Nah fam I hate the sound of balls smacks everytime I watch regular porn, makes me feel gay as fuck tbh lol

by jeezybreezy March 8, 2016