stormin anal mormon

When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.

My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.

by Earnhardt fears walls July 22, 2019

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020

Anal Butt Sex

Nik and John, they do sex all the time

"They do Anal Butt Sex all the time when we hang out."

by FairyBlue October 31, 2020

nuclear anal diffusion

(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.

Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist

by ScreechingAnalNiggerWhipper June 5, 2017

anal hollaback girl

When the anal is so good you want to holla back

Damn thats so good. Imma anal hollaback girl

by Arden clark January 27, 2017

the anal god himself

The overall destroyer of anuses this guy will rock your world

Hoe #1: man Thomas is the anal god himself

Hoe #2: I should get myself someone like him

by The anal god himself August 31, 2017

Anal spug plug

Upon the completion of anal sex when the jizz is in the asshole and it hardens forming an anal spug plug

Look what you’ve done! Now there is an anal spug plug in my mother’s ass!

by Bigscaryandpink March 19, 2019