Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich

A sandwich made of moldy 10 year expired baloney, smegma, and the end pieces of a loaf of bread

“Me and bro eat a Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich errday. sadly we also just got syphilis but it’s probably unrelated”

by htx.ph4ra0h October 11, 2025

Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.

I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!

by Absterline June 23, 2014

Fact sandwich

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable

That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation

by ThomasTheTeacher November 9, 2015

Cheese sandwich

When you bend over a lovely lass and ram your stinky Smegma nob in her minge

Woof your leng I’d give u a cheese sandwich

by Bean Bumstead January 31, 2023

Sussy sandwich

The word you use to describe someone who is very sus just like an among us impostor.

P1: YOU SUSSY SANDWICH
LUKE: I AM NOT A SUSSY SANDWICH, STOP YANKING MY CHAINS

by JION August 28, 2022

Chuckle sandwich

A podcast hosted by Jared J Schlatt, Theodore Kennedy Nivison II & Tucker Keane (our beloved cherub). And at one point also included Charles Slmccl (god rest his soul)

Hey man, have you listened to the newest Chuckle sandwich episode ???

No but I'm about to !! I've been goosin to hear it !!

by anonymouschuckler1999 May 8, 2024