Happy Duck

When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.

Oh god I have a happy duck

by Manilikemusic November 29, 2020

Thumb Duck

The act of ducking your thumb down just as you're about to shake someone's hand. If done properly, your hand will slide past theirs, and they'll be left awkwardly grabbing your wrist, looking very confused.

Did you see that? I just thumb ducked the crap out of that chump.

by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009

Fucken Ducks

Fucken ducks a female or a woman that brings nothing to the table an has nothing to offer at all

Hey homie your Fucken ducks That girl has nothing to offer to you

by Fucken ducks July 19, 2020

ducking

When your phone wants to be a bitch and auto correct you.

katy: I am going to ducking kill cacey
katy: ducking
katy: stupid auto correct i ment ducking
katy:stupid ducking phone
katy:duck this phone
katy's friend:wtf

by what the f- April 28, 2021

Duck

The best animal in the world, it can crush pidgeons with its bare hands, and it doesnt even have hands 🅱

Look a duck

*orgasm*

by DuckMaster69 November 24, 2017

glueing ducks

a game where two homies glue their dicks together and the first person to say a word other than quack loses

guy 1: "do ya see john and bill over there glueing ducks?"
guy 2: "kinda gay ngl"

by porpopulos September 30, 2022

Donald Duck

A president who quacks and who is a quack.

Donald Duck is currently in Vietnam touting diplomacy to the natives.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019