fuck mirror

A mirror placed near or above the bed, or other area in which sexual intercourse may take place, for the purpose of observing oneself while engaged in intercourse

"I just picked up a new fuck mirror, can you help you hang it above my bed?"

by Rev. Lee Austin August 18, 2005

Cluster-Fuck

A terrible situation, when things are totally out of control.

How is life going for you these days?

My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.

by charleshasideas April 26, 2010

Fucking thing

A term used for something that is being completely and totally useless.

i.e. a car, a slow internet connection, a crappy computer

Sorry, I had to restart. My computer was being a fucking thing.

by Dorian Black August 12, 2005

gay as fuck

Refers to the attitude or personalities of the cast of the jersey shore.

That "the sittuation" guy is gay as fuck

by The Edukated Won August 5, 2011

pity fuck

fuck from sense of pity for another person

Damn ugly she was, but finding out about her being dumped, I decided to give her a pity fuck

by gutmiko October 12, 2010

tittie fucking

When a man puts his penis between a womens breasts usually on a larger breasted women, at least C cup jugs are kind of required, and thrusts while the woman, or the man could, pushes the two breasts together so the penis is pressured between the two. The women could bebent over a bed she could sit down and he could sit on his knees. Tittie fucking has to result in cumming or its just foreplay. This should result in a pearl necklace a wonderful gift. Im pretty poor so i gave my friend a pearl necklace for christmas

She let him stick his little soldier into those huge fluffy clouds it got lost in there and cuddled up and fell asleep then he gave her a beautiful pearl necklace in exchange for the enjoyable tittie fucking everyone on the street stared at her and a lot of people wanted to talk to her

by temujinKhan February 17, 2006

fuck the shit

1) A very general way of saying "fuck that shit"
More like saying fuck everything.
2) A wicked 53 second song by The Sons of Butcher that has only 4 words in the lyrics: Fuck, the, Shit,and Yea.

1) If you're dumped by your girlfriend, about to get evicted from your house, bankrupt, fired from your job; open your window and scream "Fuck The Shit!!!" at the top of your lungs
2) Fuck the shit, fuck the fuckin’ shit fuck
Shit the fuck, shit the shitty fuck shit
Fuck the shit, fuck the fuckin’ shit fuck
Shit the fuck, shit the shitty fuck shit
Fuck, The, Shit
Fuck, Yea!

by El Joey June 26, 2007