nut smudge

That little tuft of fur on the edge of your bottom lip. It looks like someone rubbed their nuts on your face and left pubic hair in that spot.

Dude, what is with that guy's nut smudge? I dont know man, facial hair like that just looks bad.

by 8baller October 12, 2013

The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

Bloop Nut

When a man has to Pee so intensely that he feels the sensation of Blue Balls.

A man rushes to the bathroom door and knocks on it, another man is taking a poop and explains such, the man who has to pee who rushed the door would then reply, I'm rolling Bloop Nut lemme in! And any decent man would give up his throne for another human being rolling Bloop Nut.

by Tha Jagaloon August 3, 2012

Wilt Nuts

White girl who laughs at the thought of something dirty

any white girl who is crazy and laughs funny and may have Nuts "wilt nuts"

by a wilt friend January 1, 2012

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

beer and nuts

Awesome alone, but better together. Nuts Make beer taste better, it's a fact.
Plus they're healthy for you. Yup.

So Drink a beer and eat a handful of nuts... You'll live forever. Maybe.

Stone IPA beer and Nuts - maybe a handful. Yum.

by nut guy June 21, 2011

Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.

Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.

by sanfred November 2, 2011