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muffining 

When an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. This can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.
Did you guys see Flax muffining? You think he would stayed OP before the wedding day.
muffining by FlaxCeed January 14, 2008

Muffinism 

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen
Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)
Muffinism by hyphon March 14, 2004

Sex Muffins 

Muffins that are made while having hot sex, making them extra super delicious.
Rachel and I made delicious sex muffins last night for my grandma.
Sex Muffins by NiggerPie35 June 23, 2010

Love Muffins 

A slang term describing a woman's chest, commonly perky ones.
Her Love Muffins look moist.
Love Muffins by x.O June 22, 2008
when a girl's fat is hanging off and out of their pants.
that girls jeans were way to tight and i really did not want to see those muffins
muffins by Kinyata January 1, 2006

muffinate 

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work
Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.
muffinate by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006