Definitions by FlaxCeed
Squiggly
A single piece of pubic hair deposited in public to be seen for all. This disturbing, curly outgrowth of protein is commonly discovered in areas such as a male's toilet seat in a public bathroom or hanging by a squiggle on the shower drain at the local Y.
muffining
When an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. This can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.