When you’re engaged in intercourse with a partner you are not fond of with the lights off, get her to slobber all over your penis and dip it in the urn of one of her lost loved ones (lost pets are fine as well) and proceed to engage in more oral, causing an abrupt end to both the intercourse and the relationship once she turns the lights on.
Dude sally made a scene last night at the party, how did you get her to break up with you so fast?
Was easy, i took note of how important sallies grandmother was to her and I Fun dipped her
Dude you’re going to hell
Was easy, i took note of how important sallies grandmother was to her and I Fun dipped her
Dude you’re going to hell
by Moisty merry April 15, 2023
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I caught Gunther making a new pot of coffee with the old grinds! Gunther is such a double-dipping brewsloth.
by TKx2 July 13, 2017
Get the double-dipping brewsloth mug.You totally then take the sticks and stick them out of your mouth and have a mkni sword fight with someone, preferably of the opposite sex.
by You're*** October 31, 2019
Get the fun dip mug.When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
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by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021
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Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.
Harry ball dip.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
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A made up excuse to have to leave an event.
A quick conversation stating you have to go.
A made up excuse to have to leave an event.
A quick conversation stating you have to go.
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