know it all attention whore

Someone that will have an answer for everything, regardless if they know or not....Someone that will speak about people (to whom shes never met) in a social setting, trying to get in or fit in....Someone who will exaggerate a story told as if she's got some good gossip to spread. Someone who actually believes she's the DoGooder.....and SHE IS RIGHT AND THE WORLD IS WRONG.....They tend to be loudmouthed constantly trying to prove a point or always having to defend themselves...

"So did you see Jeff just walk in and did you see who he is with?? Yeah, that's the SLUT who broke up Tom & Mary, I see them up here all the time, had sum drinks with them before....Girl at table says WOW, arnt you the "know it all attention whore".......BUT I'm Mary and that slut is my sister..and you should really shut your dick sucker unless you know what your talking about..

by featherwoodred June 7, 2014

all my friends are toxic

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh

all my friends are toxic

by Do_U_Kno_Da_Wae? May 14, 2022

All Day Pyjama Syndrome

A condition which causes sufferers to never change out of their pyjamas.

People take their children to school in their pyjamas, go about their business, go to the supermarket and go about their daily lives wearing their pyjamas. In rare cases, people like this actually have jobs, but this is almost unheard of.

Boss: "Why are you wearing pyjamas to work?!"
Employee: "What's wrong with that? It seems perfectly normal to me. I wear them everywhere."
Boss: "You must have All Day Pyjama Syndrome. I'm sending you to The Priory..."

SEE ALSO: Chav

by MikeBozo September 23, 2011

all in your business bitch

A retarded female who stays in everybody's business but her own! Makes comments about your life but can't wipe her ass by herself. Can't keep a man happy so has to break everybody else up type of bitch! weak ass hides behind social media talking shit bitch! Bald headed neck twisting hand on the hip finger waving looking type of bitch! Fronts like she's better than everybody but ain't shit kinda bitch

Damn she's always talking about someone she's a all in your business bitch

by ItsRissaHaha May 28, 2017

All my friends are dead

Some book I found in my school library

Damn all my friends are dead dangit

by Phosphonofluoridic acid September 1, 2022

all up in yo ranks

in your face,all up in your buisness!quoted best by the late tupac shakur!

iwent to da club and saw ja rule so i went all up in his ranks!

by DARREN M. TOEWS March 26, 2004

Think you douche-it-all

A person who tries to diss on something that he/she knows nothing about.

Rego: You play Magic! Man that game is so gay and for nerds!

Jeremy: Fuck off! You know nothing of the game. You're a fucking think you douche-it-all.

by JB!!! :) April 22, 2009