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David

David is straight but he will accept you for who you are whether you're black white asian mexican straight gay lesbian transgender bisexual disabled suffering from mental illness etc he's the nicest
David is so nice because he helped that kid come out of the closet as gay to his parents
by Boogereater69 March 25, 2021
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David

The gayest human being on the planet who brings up sus shit no matter what.
Guy: yo David hop on
David: hop on this dick cutie <3
by Areueatingtho? July 27, 2021
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Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021
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David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"
by wibbawobba June 7, 2024
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David

the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large
Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"
by Bleah12121212 August 18, 2023
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The David Argument

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".
"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"

" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"
by Boonkgangzoink5000 February 15, 2018
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David monk adams

David monk Adam’s was a Australian convict in 1845

and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.

His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.

His body was sold and was given to medical students.

And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.

He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995

His name was mark franck
David monk Adams is fake
by David07 March 18, 2021
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