David is straight but he will accept you for who you are whether you're black white asian mexican straight gay lesbian transgender bisexual disabled suffering from mental illness etc he's the nicest
by Boogereater69 March 25, 2021

by Areueatingtho? July 27, 2021

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.
Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
by wibbawobba June 7, 2024

by Bleah12121212 August 18, 2023

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".
"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"
" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"
" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"
by Boonkgangzoink5000 February 15, 2018

David monk Adam’s was a Australian convict in 1845
and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.
His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.
His body was sold and was given to medical students.
And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.
He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995
His name was mark franck
and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.
His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.
His body was sold and was given to medical students.
And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.
He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995
His name was mark franck
by David07 March 18, 2021
