Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
Get the Kung Fu Jesusmug. Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.
by Cracker with Attitude October 28, 2017
Get the jesus ridermug. also known "Papi J" this alien being from another universe is usually a very nice person although other people may refer to him as God He isn't although He is a top D.
Jesu bless you
by thatonerandomguyonurbandict October 22, 2023
Get the Jesumug. JACOB RENE REYNA AKA JESUS CHRIST USES HIS PHONE TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE IN ACTUAL HELL CITY... WHILE THEY THINK THEY HAVE ME FUCK IN THE SHADOWS...
by Jacob and Matthew Reyna July 24, 2023
Get the JESUS CHRISTmug. by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019
Get the Jesus timemug. Sixth month of Sigma year. If you made it this far than it means you are halfway through the Sigma year, congrats! You mastered your emotions and looking better than ever before and remember, Jesus is watching.
by chorbet November 15, 2022
Get the Just jesus junemug. Jesus, lord please help me.
by Penguina82938928 April 8, 2021
Get the Jesusmug.