Ghost shit

1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.

2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.

3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.

(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!

(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!

(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??

by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020

Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.

We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?

by godsgiantbuttcrack May 22, 2023

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Ghost

A spirit of a dead person or animal that usually roams around the area it has died. Normally seen as evil. They are seen in the dark for a short moment.

"I saw a face in the dark!"
"Was it a ghost?"

by OH NO THEY HAD SEGGS ON THE December 28, 2022

Ghost hlubing

Famous south african youtuber Ghost hlubi who some believe fakes his content .In simple terms Ghost hlubing is the act or art of faking pranks or faking stuff in general. It is often used in the sense of faking a YouTube prank for followers and likes. However it can be used as a way of saying someone or something is lying or faking it

you buy your shoes at small street you ghost hlubing it

by homeboyq69 August 18, 2022

Grey Ghost

Person who buffs graffitti; self appointed vigilante, removing tags and throwups.

That Grey Ghost just buffed my tag!

by Thoringerveer October 14, 2014

Ghosted

When you say hi and no one is there

I've been ghosted

by Cranjismcbasketballl October 8, 2017