e-swole-a

E-swole-a
When you eat a something like a protein bar but it gives you a mad case of the runs, mud butt, fire-rhea and turns you all sweaty and feverishly anguished like Ebola but you do it for the gains to get buff, ripped, shredded, swole.

Joe: "Hey, bruh do you mind if I take a bite of that protein bar?"

Dan: "At your own risk, mane. Is E-swole-a worth it?"

Joe looks around nervously and questions his integrity and discipline

Joe: "Fuck yeah, it's leg day. Now I'm ready to get swole"

by Rastafarian Buttsex Pants October 23, 2014

e-virgin

a person who has never watched pornography

That nerd is an e-virgin, such a loser...

by TheRealArb127 November 16, 2020

E Grade

When you do an exam and you get an E it's better than an A* because it reminds you of someone special

Jack got an A* on this first exam and was sad because of reasons, but when he got an E grade it lighted up his world

by Morar June 6, 2018

e-pointment

an electronic appointment made online over the internet

Would you to make an e-pointment online?
Hi, I have an e-pointment at 2pm.

by decken December 15, 2009

E-girl

What the devil created to keep men horny all the time.

Me: Ah, what a perfectly fine day! Time to do some spring cleaning!
Me a second later: *randomly opens tik Tok and sees a barely legal brunette twerking on camera*
Me: Oh no... must.. not.. resist..... fapping.....
*hand instantly grabs penis*
Me: ARGHHH!! CURSE YOU DEVIL AND YOUR E-GIRLS!!!!!!

by Obv troll is obvious March 18, 2021

e-bagged

Getting teabagged on the internet. Can occur via webcam, or through misleading links.

I totally e-bagged Chris on webcam last night.

by The Real Slim Brady March 3, 2009

e stat

Pulling a number or "fact" out of your ass based purely on assumption to sound convincing in an argument.

a: I wonder how many people have cheated on a university exam
b: Well at least 80%.
a: cmon bro, thats just e stat ("you just pulled that number out of your ass, you have no fact to support that statement")

by Cruxified May 2, 2018