Dude1: matias is always on the internet what's up with that.
dude2: what do you mean
dude1: he's always on that youtube
Dude2: nah man he's just a youtube guy
dude2: what do you mean
dude1: he's always on that youtube
Dude2: nah man he's just a youtube guy
by almondroca November 06, 2010
by Vince and Sean September 11, 2007
1. A term used to describe an obese, male person whom you know little about apart from the fact that they are fat.
1.1 A random fat guy
2. Somebody resembling Peter Griffin in appearance
3. The mirror...... oooooh no you didn't.
1.1 A random fat guy
2. Somebody resembling Peter Griffin in appearance
3. The mirror...... oooooh no you didn't.
Dude 1: Yo, who was that crazy mofo that threw a chair through that window at KFC because they took too long to bring him his chicken??
Dude 2: Some fat guy.
Dude 1: Shit! I never would have guessed!!
Dude 2: Mm, I believe they are now passing a law that fat people must be kept on a leash whilst in KFC or they must move on to Subway.
Dude 1: So.... got a collar for your GF then?
Dude 2: Now your just getting off topic and trying to lay down extra insults on UrbanDictionary like the rest of the world.
Dude 1: .....My bad man.
Dude 2: Fo Sho.
Dude 2: Some fat guy.
Dude 1: Shit! I never would have guessed!!
Dude 2: Mm, I believe they are now passing a law that fat people must be kept on a leash whilst in KFC or they must move on to Subway.
Dude 1: So.... got a collar for your GF then?
Dude 2: Now your just getting off topic and trying to lay down extra insults on UrbanDictionary like the rest of the world.
Dude 1: .....My bad man.
Dude 2: Fo Sho.
by BussoNolan October 10, 2009
by Bomni November 19, 2004
by CANADA March 08, 2003
Typically found in pretentious night clubs in groups of meterosexual males that are egotistical douchebag's wearing untucked stripped shirts with jeans and black shoes holding a glass of vodka/redbull. Majority of this population end up going home alone at night to only end up having to rub one out!
by Justin S. - Jeff G. July 26, 2006
A dating disorder wherein a guy with zero self confidence has a constant need for approval and the personality of a wet mop, who blames his inability to get a girlfriend or hook up on the delusion that he is simply too nice and women only want douchebags. Contrary to feminist beliefs(again), NGS is not misogynist nor sexual entitlement. It's self-victimization.
Symptoms Include:
- insecurity
- codependency
- being too nice
- never disagreeing
- a need to please others
- blaming the friendzone
- fear of rejection
- unstable self-esteem
- thinking girls should lust for you acting overly nice...
- ...self-pity when reality
Causes:
The exact cause of NGS is unknown, though professionals agree a common factor is acting like a faggot with no backbone in a competitive dating scene.
Diagnosis:
If you think bitches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you're obviously superior because of how supar nice and affectionate you are... then you may suffer from NGS.
Risks:
- Virginity
- Dying alone
- Friendzones
- Getting used
- Crying yourself to sleep
Treatment:
The first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. Your doctor can often prescribe a swift kick in the ass for your balls to drop, which should help develop confidence. Thick skin and a personality are also recommended.
Symptoms Include:
- insecurity
- codependency
- being too nice
- never disagreeing
- a need to please others
- blaming the friendzone
- fear of rejection
- unstable self-esteem
- thinking girls should lust for you acting overly nice...
- ...self-pity when reality
Causes:
The exact cause of NGS is unknown, though professionals agree a common factor is acting like a faggot with no backbone in a competitive dating scene.
Diagnosis:
If you think bitches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you're obviously superior because of how supar nice and affectionate you are... then you may suffer from NGS.
Risks:
- Virginity
- Dying alone
- Friendzones
- Getting used
- Crying yourself to sleep
Treatment:
The first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. Your doctor can often prescribe a swift kick in the ass for your balls to drop, which should help develop confidence. Thick skin and a personality are also recommended.
Jake: Man why do girls like Megan keep dating douchebags instead of me? I'm so much better just look how much nicer I am. It's not fair.
David: Well have you tried busting a move or flirting or something?
Jake: No way I don't wanna come off like a douche. I mean what if she doesn't like that or something.
David: So.... you're just nice? That's it?
Jake: Not *just* nice, I'm also totally a great listener and willing to do anything they want without complaining.
David: And this is every time? Dude... That sounds like some kinda nice guy syndrome. Ouch.
Kate: Hey what about that Jake guy? He's totally into you and kinda cute.
Megan: lol I had no idea. The guy's super nice and a great listener but he never flirts or makes a move. I figured he just wasn't into me. Besides, it feels like he's sucking up to me sometimes. Such a snorefest, not really into that.
David: Well have you tried busting a move or flirting or something?
Jake: No way I don't wanna come off like a douche. I mean what if she doesn't like that or something.
David: So.... you're just nice? That's it?
Jake: Not *just* nice, I'm also totally a great listener and willing to do anything they want without complaining.
David: And this is every time? Dude... That sounds like some kinda nice guy syndrome. Ouch.
Kate: Hey what about that Jake guy? He's totally into you and kinda cute.
Megan: lol I had no idea. The guy's super nice and a great listener but he never flirts or makes a move. I figured he just wasn't into me. Besides, it feels like he's sucking up to me sometimes. Such a snorefest, not really into that.
by xailu March 08, 2014