Retard Style

To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function

Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.

Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.

by Creatively Retarded May 21, 2020

Retarded High Drunk

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021

Fucking Retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

Josh is fucking retarded.

by andosiubndiuhkn ciuhbdia ckjhb February 14, 2022

retard

you

reader is a retard

by IFuckingHateEve December 2, 2023

Retard

1. To brake, to decelerate, to slow down
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.

1. "When you drive downhill, you need to retard to not gain too much speed."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."

by Huvudpersson July 24, 2017

retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.

"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"

by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023