blow your nose

Junior misunderstood when his dad saw a booger in his nostril and told him, "blow your nose." He's been enjoying a steady diet of coke ever since.

Don't ever tell a cocaine addict, "blow your nose," because they will take it literally.

by Polly Mathers October 1, 2020

Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow

''Lock, loaded and Ready to Blow'' is an way of saying ''i'm ready to do this shit!'', mostly used in EDM located-world. The term is also used in Steve Aoki's hit song of 2015 ''The Power of Now''

''what's the refrain of the song ''The power of now? - ''Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow''

by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022

blow chowder

To vomit heavily.

John thought he was keeping his drinking under control until he thought he might blow chowder on the couch.

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Doppler-effect horn-blowing

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.

And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.

by QuacksO July 20, 2019

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a bot projectile out of your nose

Vinny turned and fired a Guinea blow onto the pavement

by HauseBabes January 23, 2024

Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.

“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”

by Nike7537 February 21, 2022