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Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.
"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."
by MikeAD April 23, 2017
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Potato

Definition: The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Additional Info: Potato plants are herbaceous perennials that grow about 60 cm (24 in) high, depending on variety, with the leaves dying back after flowering, fruiting and tuber formation. They bear white, pink, red, blue, or purple flowers with yellow stamens. In general, the tubers of varieties with white flowers have white skins, while those of varieties with colored flowers tend to have pinkish skins.

After flowering, potato plants produce small green fruits that resemble green cherry tomatoes, each containing about 300 seeds. Like all parts of the plant except the tubers, the fruit contain the toxic alkaloid solanine and are therefore unsuitable for consumption. All new potato varieties are grown from seeds, also called "true potato seed", "TPS" or "botanical seed" to distinguish it from seed tubers. New varieties grown from seed can be propagated vegetatively by planting tubers, pieces of tubers cut to include at least one or two eyes, or cuttings, a practice used in greenhouses for the production of healthy seed tubers.

Taken from the Wikipedia article on Potato
by Professor Atomix March 21, 2021
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Paddy Potato Syndrome

Jealousy of sorts from the potato famine in which some people had potatoes and others had less. Some less fortunate were transported to Australia.
Get rid of that Paddy Potato Syndrome , it's eating ye up inside. And stop drinking around our children ye'll turn them into drunkards.
by sgmc81 July 20, 2018
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Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent
I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.
by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017
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potato sense

People that have knowledge on how to cook a potato, without being taught.
Sam did not need a recipe on how to bake a potato because he has potato sense.
by sliceofthespoon February 24, 2023
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Potato

Me. Everyone in the world is a potato. Potato is life.
I is potato
by POTATO beef July 20, 2018
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Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.
Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.
by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023
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