by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022
Get the im posting this while drunkmug. Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*
by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021
Get the Post-formal fartsmug. The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
Get the Callum-postingmug. (etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or
practices to foil an inconvenient
promotion or recognition.
2. Where management is in on it,
a "Stealth Demotion", marked
by the customary imbalance of
authority and answerability.
1. The changing of rules or
practices to foil an inconvenient
promotion or recognition.
2. Where management is in on it,
a "Stealth Demotion", marked
by the customary imbalance of
authority and answerability.
Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!
by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023
Get the fex post factomug. by pleepyploop405 March 3, 2025
Get the D postingmug. keeping it real.
hanging at one spot with the krew.
your "chill" spot where you keep it down with your homies.
hanging at one spot with the krew.
your "chill" spot where you keep it down with your homies.
by gthuggmasta July 4, 2008
Get the master postedmug. by 24Ugnada October 23, 2008
Get the Post Prang Depressionmug.