punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018

Satan's Punch

Menstrual blood.

FUCK! MY UNDERWEAR IS COVERED IN SATAN'S PUNCH! SHIT!

by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019

national punch Izzy

National punch Izzy day is when

You punch an Izzy on September 15th

Hi Izzy!

What do you want?

…
Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D

by Girlie for shurlie September 14, 2022

Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.

Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!

by Hamsir October 8, 2022

Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.

I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"

by Tyler J a February 23, 2009

venezuelan hole punch

when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole

im gonna do the venezuelan hole punch on girl sometime bro!

by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024

punch their fins out

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.

Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.

These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.

by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021