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Pulling a Jayson

When a person arbitrarily describes item/places as stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things simply because he/she expects you to understand his/her vagueness.

Or, when a person delibrately describes events with words like stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things because he/she is too lazy and/or disinterested in fully narrating or recounting a situation.

A person pulling a Jayson will often often end his/her sentences with "...and things like that."
Person X: What did you do on vacation?

Pulling a Jayson: Nothing, just some stuff and things like that.
by fatty2cent December 15, 2009
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to pull a Schreiber

to pull a Schreiber, or to make a Schreiber is the art of unnoticed disappearing, vanishing, literally evaporating from a party or other social events in order to obscure the advancing inability of social interaction due to high levels of intoxication, especially to avoid lengthy and awkward goodbyes.

There are three stages of pulling a Schreiber. All of them abide by the same aforementioned principle but they differ in respect of the mastery of execution.

The standard issue Schreiber describes the act in terms that you drop out of the party step by step, conversations become rarer according to the level of intoxication. The soon to be Schreibee will become more and more reclusive and finally pull the Schreiber and leave.

To pull a flawless Schreiber you are required to be a full-blown, all-out party animal, talk to each and everybody all night, nobody realizes how incredibly drunk you are and while everybody else suspects you to be at the john or buy more beer, you pulled a Schreiber and are in fact on your way home, usually unconscious.

The hightest tier of Schreibers is the Ghost-Schreiber. In this case, you are already massively loaded when you arrive at the party. You considered your intake to be still socially acceptable but you realise that you only will be able to slur like Stallone after couple of botox shots in the upper lip. All you do is sneak in, drink a few more shots and then leave as stealthily as you came.
#1 You think to yourself: "Omg, I am so drunk, I can't talk anymore. If I said goodbye now, everybody will try to talk me around. Screw it, I am about to pull a Schreiber."

#2 Hey, where's Steve? - I don't know. - I was talking to him a minute ago, he was so wired all night. - I guess he pulled a flawless Schreiber. - Wow, that's some Covert Ops material right there.

#3 Hey, where's Steve? Didn't he say he wanted to come, too? - Haven't seen him all night. - Hey, check the Jacky bottle, guess he pulled a Ghost Schreiber on us.
by BigMuff75 August 25, 2014
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Pulling a Helen

When one does not respond to a text message because they don't know what to say or they are simply bored.
"I was texting this girl the other day and then she just stopped"
"Sounds like she was pulling a helen"
by picklemojo August 19, 2011
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Pulling A Lee

Pulling a Lee is to go out to dinner, then to order two of each course.
"You see that guy? He's pulling a Lee, what a greedy bastard!"
by Karl Bagci November 12, 2008
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pulled a sam

To have loud sex with someone in a dorm, to the point where everybody can hear you. Especially applies to figures of authority.
The proctor pulled a sam last night. He didn't realize that playing loud music wouldn't mask the sound of him banging his girlfriend, so the rest of the dorm was up the entire night listening to them.
by kerrerific April 13, 2008
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pulling a tradd

Making a cute girl like Carly Crawford wait forever for you.
I dont want to be pulling a tradd by making you wait.
by I Love You Carly December 15, 2011
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pulling rope

The massive load that shoots out as thick ropes of cum
Last night broke my dry spell, It felt like I was pulling rope when I came.
by ananon2099 January 18, 2017
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