Nature's hand-grenade.
I wanted to prank the neighbors house out of revenge for getting raisins for Halloween from them so i'm going to use eggs, They're nature's hand-grenade :^)
by ExcelloAnima June 21, 2019

by ISoWeird November 6, 2021

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

yo this egg is obese af
by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025
