Fudge nuts

Shitty balls

Omg dude he had fudge nuts last night.

by Fudgenut December 10, 2016

Nutting note

A note in a song or a harmony that is so nice and so sweet that it makes you want to nut.

“Hey Evan did you hear that nutting note is was so good.”

by SuperSoldier18 December 1, 2021

Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 May 26, 2016

Nut riot

Definition - when u already nutted once or twice today and u find the best thing to nut to and the semen in your balls starts a riot bc your dumbass already shot your skeet

John- yooo check out this ig model
Kevin- dammit now I’m gonna have a nut riot

by RZ🤙🏼 August 1, 2018

nut blood

Blood infused semen due to infection, disease or cancer in the genitourinary system.

Person 1:Did you hear about his nut blood?
Person 2: what's nut blood?!
Person 1: boy oh boy do I have a story for you.

by 69hqrry69 November 17, 2018

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

nut jocked

to be rattled, triggered or surprised

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked

by joyce byers January 10, 2017