A fart that is dispensed at work in the middle of a group of people discussing non-work related events.
As Kurt, Justin and I laughed about the previous weekend's activities, an unrelenting stench crept from somewhere beneath the bowels of hell, forcing us to scatter and get back to work. Our manager smiled knowing that his Back to Work Fart was a success.
by LaGoat April 17, 2011
Get the Back to Work Fart mug.when you go to poop, you bring some back on a stick so the company man knows you arent out goofing off.
by drilling rig September 4, 2009
Get the bring it back on a stick mug.Trump: Who do you want me to condemn?
Interviewer: Right supremacists and proud boys.
Trump: Proud boys? Stand back and stand by but I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Interviewer: Right supremacists and proud boys.
Trump: Proud boys? Stand back and stand by but I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
by ...EyeSock... October 2, 2020
Get the Stand back and stand by mug.A phrase added by someone who is incredulous to what is being said, either an exaggerated report or a vision. Very much akin to "and then you woke up," as in "you woke up from the dream you were having and realized, 'oh, yeah, that was just a dream.'"
Coordinator: Yah, and I'm going to make sure there are 150 people at the cookies and ice cream party, that way we'll make $500 easy.
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!
Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!
Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!
by bajgrace4u June 16, 2010
Get the And then Jesus came back! mug.This is a sexualised and back-to-front version of a piggy back ride.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
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