Doinksed

Doink- plural past tense

I hit him in the head with a football, he really got doinksed!

by HSJAANSHAHABAH November 29, 2025

doing the Niklas

When an individual initially gives their assent, only to realize—upon subsequent inquiry—that the commitments already inscribed in their schedule render further engagement untenable.

Jan: Might you, by any chance, be so gracious as to escort the Honorable Senator Korn to the stadium on Friday evening?
Niklas: Alas, I must beg your pardon. Monday evening is irrevocably devoted to CrossFit; Tuesday and Wednesday find me engaged in a scientific conference of considerable importance in Meppen. Thursday is reserved for pole dancing in the distinguished company of my CrossFit peers, and on Friday I have resolved—after careful deliberation—to remain in Hamburg instead.
Jan: Are you, once again, performing what is commonly known as “doing the Niklas”?

by Mamos1899 December 14, 2025

Doing a Camilla

Washing up everything thoroughly before adding to a dishwasher.

I passed the plate to my friend to put in the dishwasher. He washed it up first, so I laughed and said “Why are you doing a Camilla?!”

by Cupcake59 December 23, 2025

Doing A Brady

being handsome

random guy: dude you see that guy doing a brady?
other random guy: yeah he so nonchalant and majestic

by 6473t4r January 13, 2026

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

P-dexing

A form of program exploitation in the popular 'Unity' player. Disrupts other peoples' use of the player, commonly used to gain an advantage over other players in video games.

"That guy was totally p-dexing!!!!"

"I know! My whole computer locked up!"

by Samwise the wise January 5, 2013