by bentenner November 24, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
by davidbond December 20, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is amazing, cute, has a charming sense of humour. He can make any girl fall in love with him by jus talking to him. For any girl David is a dream come true. He will love, cherish, and cheer you up when your down. You are the luckiest girl in the world if David says he loves you. Enough about how great, sweet n sexy looking David is. He also gives mix signals, make you think you're his one and only, every girl that David talks to thinks that because of the way his personality is. With all these girls wanting him, fighting over him David will try to get all of them. He will love all of them, he won't be able to make up his mind. He'll ask all of them out on dates, make them all feel "he's my next boyfriend " But if David is your friend he'll be a true friend will always be there for you. So if you have a David in your life girls even if he isn't gonna be your boyfriend, never lose him.
Girl#1:OMG!!!!!! David is soooo cuteeeeeeeee
Girl#2:what makes you say that
Girl#1:Omg he told me he loves me and has been crushing on mee eeeeeekkk, isn't he the sweetest
Girl#2:pov:he told me that too maybe he changed his mind, she's better anyway
Girl#1:I can't wait for us to start dating
Girl#2:I'm so happy for you pov:I hope he doesn't change his mind about you too.
Girl#2:what makes you say that
Girl#1:Omg he told me he loves me and has been crushing on mee eeeeeekkk, isn't he the sweetest
Girl#2:pov:he told me that too maybe he changed his mind, she's better anyway
Girl#1:I can't wait for us to start dating
Girl#2:I'm so happy for you pov:I hope he doesn't change his mind about you too.
by Potatomuffin November 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
Get the David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban`~`Robles There Ismug. 
@davidsshithouse on twitter is what everyone in the world wants to be. David Breuer can turn lesbian people straight by just existing in a 1 mile radius. David is the best goalkeeper in the world
by ÏÏ November 9, 2020
Get the David Breuermug. David is the kind of guy that'll make you laugh no matter what, probably even at a funeral. He cares wayyyyy too fucking much about other people and feels like self-worth and self-love will come to him when he can finds love. which is stupid. He can be a bit of a tit sometimes because of his kindness, but all he wants in life is just someone to hold for ever.
by AsianEgg101 October 19, 2019
Get the Davidmug.