Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 5, 2022

Dad

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

by pseudonym12345678909 January 20, 2022

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019

Ur Dad

Is used as a shitty comeback

‘You’re so gay!’
‘No “Ur dad”’

by UrDaddysMom May 29, 2019

amazable dad

The type of Dad that can show you just how much he loves you even though he is in heaven. Every step you take he is still with you and looking out for you no matter what comes your way. The type of Dad whose presence is always felt close by no matter where you are in life.

Emotions filled the room from everyone in it…. The lights flickered out of nowhere. She spoke aloud calling out to him “Amazable Dad I know your there”. A peace came over her and she knew it was time to leave the chaos surrounding her.

by MagicalIndigoLight May 17, 2022

Step dad

A person who fucks your mom and buys you gifts to seem less like a nigger jockey

Benard: yo i like to fuck my step dad
Niggerhater69ito7chminors: Nigger what?

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Indian Dad

Stereotypical Indian dad is the biggest extrovert you will ever see in your life, daddy issues, trats wife very badly, checks browsing history at random times, hits you, daddy issues, makes you go to Kumon, Maths Kangaroo, Aops, MathsMasters, MathCounts, any math learning website, RoBOticS FrEaK, "either doctor, engineer, or lawyer" otherwise there is no other job, doesn't validate your feelings or interests, we Indian kids be havin daddy issues

Indian Dad:"Son, You got B+ on Maths test? Nisha darling, you are the only child now."

by Arya Upadhya December 28, 2021