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Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus
Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.
by The Real Ass Kite May 6, 2025
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If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.
Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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The people doing it

Half of them don't even have kids and if it's causing the school shootings that it isn't parents protecting their kids it me protecting your retard kids from both themselves and their mentally retarded parents AND ME
Hym "So you had better do something about the people doing it to me because I AM going stab the absolute shit out of those little motherfuckers and THAT'S IF YOU'RE LUCKY! And if you're UNLUCKY... I won't even have to."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Shboink-a-doink

I slammed his mom with my shboink-a-doink
by HeyJake! June 30, 2025
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Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41
“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”
by Okhon November 5, 2025
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A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.
"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"
by 1x10 November 20, 2025
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I'm not doing therapy

Or relationships and if the people participating aren't punish I'll kill a child. End of discussion.
Hym "I'm not doing therapy. I'm not trying something else or again."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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