cray-tar 

A cray-tar is a person who is a stalker or a creeper, who likes to follow good looking girls around and do creepy things!

Oh dude, Jason is such a cray-tar when we are near good looking girls!

cray-tar by Loveryoudonthavetolove December 26, 2007

crabybabe

a babe that has crabs or that looks like one.

Greg : "i didnt think crabybabes were real, until i met ferne!"
bob: "dude, that means she has crabs! ewww!"

crabybabe by Gruglord April 13, 2009

Filthy Crayola 

Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)

v.

1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.

Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.

Filthy Crayola by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

Pink Crayon 

When your horny ass dog has a giant woody

Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?

Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch

Pink Crayon by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Eepy-cray 

A word describing something unpleasant or repulsive

"Hey, did you see George W. Bush on TV yesterday?"
"No, man. Did he do something stupid?"
"He said something nice about a gay man"
"Wow, that's eepy-cray"

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I saw The Omen yesterday. It was effing eepy-cray

Eepy-cray by Karen lover March 13, 2011

crayon box 

1. a thing you put crayons in
2. a really annoying person who follows you around every and even when you walk away they follow/stalk you
3. a person who thinks they are awesome but they are a huge dick.

1. Put the crayons in the crayon box
2. OMG she wont stop follow us around, she is such a crayon box!
3. And that makes her a huge crayon box!

crayon box by TheNamesFinnagin March 7, 2009

crayola 

adj.- a dude who acts of the queer variety

1. That dance move made him look uber crayola.
2. Dude, don't walk out of the house looking crayola.

crayola by DontJudgeMe2 October 23, 2011