hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass

mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM

by soupsters October 13, 2019

Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.

Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.

by Slothster January 15, 2024

cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

Cream Warming

The act of cock warming post creampie, usually falling asleep or cuddling still connected for an extended period of time.

Man last night I fell asleep cream warming Jenna. It felt so good to just pass out afterwards.

by Ppwonder March 16, 2024

frozen ice cream

Frozen ice cream is still ice cream as usual but usually frozen ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream

Man 1: frozen ice cream is better than normal ice cream

Man 2: yes you are very right

by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021

Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch

Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit

by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022

Truffle cream

The cream that comes from having anal sex, pulling out your penis and rapidly rubbing it through the crack.

She had truffle cream in her crack after having anal sex

by Madam Amanda August 14, 2021