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If Amber Heard were a state, it would California.
Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!
by stainless67 August 30, 2022
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Calibur

Calibur is a person with a 7 inch dick and will fuck your mom.
Oh shit Caliburs coming and hes looking at your mom your SOL
by DAddyLeonn2NPC September 2, 2022
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California Heatwave

It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat.
Person 1: "Wow, my California apartment is so f*cking hot today from this California Heatwave!"
Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
Person 1: "Say that one more time and I'll ban you."

Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
by lapda September 5, 2022
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Caliente

Yo look at Caliente!
by anonymous September 10, 2022
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California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022
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Californiastan

The United Socialist States of Californiastan
The United Socialist States of Californiastan
by anonymous October 4, 2022
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California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.
He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.
by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022
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