Marshmallow Bag

A Marshmallow Bag is an underused term that is a reference to the softness of the female genitalia.

Ex: I have a soggy Marshmallow Bag!
“Marshmallow Bag? That’s what she said!!”

by SparrowQuantic February 12, 2019

hoggle bagging

The act of shaking your face in somebody’s balls like a hog in mud.

“Hey John what you do last Night”

“There was a huge party and Amy was hoggle bagging!”

by Aurjdj October 30, 2017

Plastic Bagging

Similar to the act of paper bagging. However, because the person being bagged cannot breath under the plastic bag opposed to the paper bag, he/she will suffocate as a result. The term is used to describe someone that is so ugly that you would have to kill them after intercourse.

Adam: Charlies' girlfriend is a real minger, he ought to be Plastic Bagging that bitch.

Bart: I think you mean paper bagging?

Adam: I don't think you understand just how ugly she is.

by Hoernchen February 27, 2011

Shave and Bag

When you shave your pubes and put them in a plastic baggy. Then you would sneak into someones room. and unzip the plastic baggy and put the pubes all over the face or the persons mouth while they are sleeping. try not to choke them.

He likes to Shave and Bag his sister when she is passed out in her room.

by Sirpubichair January 26, 2010

runt bag

1) a vagina, cooch
2) a bag of fruit, homosexual

Hey, your runt bag smells.

by Liz January 11, 2004

Beard Bag

Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.

Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.

Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.

by MajikalBum January 18, 2011

squak bag

being just a party pooper not fun to be around and just bringing evrything and everbody down

im here with my boy chase and trying to give him the details about my friday night adventure and there is a little RT involved but he is just being a squak bag to me today.

by john swec May 16, 2010