Lob Job

A Lob Job is a sad handjob given behind the local red lobster.

"My side hustle is giving $20 Lob Jobs, eye contact is an extra $20"

by Tom mctommy Tom February 28, 2020

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Pence Job

The act of giving a rim job to a selfish person who didn’t bother to clean their ass before the act.

Did you see that Trump press conference? Wow Vice President Mike gave Trump such a pence job that trump didn’t need to wipe after

by Moylo the pup March 13, 2020

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Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 5, 2020

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T-Job

When 3 girls give a guy a blowjob, but 1 girl sucks the dick, 1 girl sucks the left nut and 1 girl b sucks the right nut.

Guy #1: Bro I got these 3 girls to come back to my place and they all sucked me off.

Guy #2: Was it a T-job?

Guy #1: Hellz yeah.

by Blahyblah May 24, 2020

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Glue Job

When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.

William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?

Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.

William: God damn, not again...

by Glue Job Enthusiast Ebin June 13, 2020

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