Going Over The Top 

When a guy puts his junk over the top of his pants in order to relieve himself instead of just undoing the zipper

Guy1: Man its so much easier to go over the top.

Guy2: Dude im peeing dont talk.

Guy1: Just try going over the top.

Guy2: Dude this is sweet.

Going Over The Top by Di~Vad C July 9, 2007

purple top 

The head of a man's penis. Typically a black man's penis.

Suck on my purple top.

purple top by Johnson Banger January 22, 2009

the top 5 

Iron Maiden #1 AC/DC #2 GnR #3 Metallica #4 Kiss #5

these are the top 5 best bands ever in order

the top 5 by .............adsasdfasd September 30, 2007

carrot top 

where you rent a hotel room with a girl upon entering you get on all fours and she goes from behind. she sucks your dick from behind and when you jizz you fart in her face.

In order to finish off a relationship going sour i suggest you give her the carrot top

carrot top by mitch cumstine June 24, 2009

Free top 

Free top is when a teenager who is normally 15-16 receiving a blowjob from a teen who is normally a couple years younger.

“You bro I got free top from her yesterday”

Free top by Tony3000 July 24, 2020

kink top 

a name used for black people (there hair)

look at that kink top

kink top by unkownen September 20, 2006

Muffin Top Doyle 

1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.

1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Muffin Top Doyle on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Muffin Top Doyle when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.

Muffin Top Doyle by Hot Bitch 769 March 16, 2008