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carrot top 

where you rent a hotel room with a girl upon entering you get on all fours and she goes from behind. she sucks your dick from behind and when you jizz you fart in her face.
In order to finish off a relationship going sour i suggest you give her the carrot top
carrot top by mitch cumstine June 24, 2009
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Free top 

Free top is when a teenager who is normally 15-16 receiving a blowjob from a teen who is normally a couple years younger.
“You bro I got free top from her yesterday
Free top by Tony3000 July 24, 2020

kink top 

a name used for black people (there hair)
kink top by unkownen September 20, 2006

Muffin Top Doyle 

1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.

1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Muffin Top Doyle on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Muffin Top Doyle when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.

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Stuffin'-top

A roll of fat hanging out over the top of a girl's pants covered by a tigh-fitting shirt so that it is clearly evident. A muffin-top covered by a tight shirt.
Marlene's stuffin'-top was magnificent to behold in all of its t-shirt clad fat roll-glory.
Stuffin'-top by AKAStavros December 29, 2009