slap my top

the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).

dude that cunt just slapped my top.
there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

Warm Butter Slap

Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.

After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Karma Dick Slapped

Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.

Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"

Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015

Vince Dick Slap

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.

Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”

by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015

slap me five

when you go and give someone a high five, but you shout 'slap me five' when doing it

i saw Ali so i shouted 'slap me five Ali !'

by Harry Strode June 2, 2008

Prenatal Bitch Slap

when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.

you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*

by Oh Steve December 21, 2009