by SufeJan June 1, 2019
Get the shot anxietymug. After decocting, the deep frying of your balls causes your sperm to fry, ‘spewing lava’ when you ejaculate.
by BigChungusAioli January 29, 2025
Get the Lava shotsmug. by Jake_5599 June 5, 2022
Get the Quick shotsmug. by branting May 6, 2024
Get the Donkey Shotmug. by Brittany52 October 10, 2017
Get the Shotmug. A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.
Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!
by GC12B October 3, 2010
Get the Fail Shotmug. This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
by Mr. FuckYeah March 23, 2024
Get the Guantanamo Bay Shotmug.