punch murder

to kill somebody using one's own fists; a brettastic method of putting the beat down on a rival rock-slinger.

white guy 1: did you hear what happened to Bill at the country club?
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.

black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.

by bizzo July 16, 2008

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punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023

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online punch

Is what someone gets when they make a comment in a feed that deserves more than a face palm.

He broke the First Rule. I had to online punch him.

by Deyphid November 2, 2013

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Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

by PicPickle June 25, 2022

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Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove

“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch”

by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020

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