Purple tits

What happens to one's (usually a woman's) breasts when the circulation to/mostly from them is restricted.

I get purple tits after I tie my tits off with pantyhose or put rubber bands around them.

by peeholepenny October 21, 2019

Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

Pumblenickle

When your getting a blow job and your balls slap on their face, making a slight song.

I got a pumblenickle last night

by Whusnjwnjanjanhapooopooooopooo November 17, 2019

pupple footing

Walking a snuggle footed fur friend to make poopies or just straight up pupple footing

The ninja be pupple footing right there like it’s not even a thing

by Pupple November 23, 2019

pamplemus

A very long human being who pretends to be a grapefruit. A dad joke performer as well.

Oh pamplemus! That joke is so lame!

by yopample November 27, 2019

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020