poopy poo poo

The definition for poopy poo poo is when you fart a little too hard and that little turd pops out.

Omg Kyle I juse had a poopy poo poo.

by shartypants123 October 8, 2021

Shoot poo

Going to the restroom for a bowel movement.

"Excuse me a minute doll, I need to shoot poo."

by JJ Bigs February 20, 2009

Fantom Poo

A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.

Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".

Tom "Lovely".

by Zute Zute October 11, 2009

Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.

You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.

by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009

clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.

while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe

by lion light May 3, 2014

percolating poo

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.

I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

Rendez Poo

1. Going to the toilets with a buddy, with the intention to both do a Number 2.

2. Bumping into a friend whilst both taking a dump in adjacent cubicles.

1. Lenny: "Hey man, rendez poo in 5."
Carl: "Yeah, that Indian food'll be catching up with me any minute."

2. Stu: "La la la, sitting on the toilet..."
Brian: "Hey, Stu, is that you?"
Stu: "Talk about a rendez poo"

by Greglar September 27, 2011