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Bobby Jordan

The act of wearing down a female you see everyday until she eventually spends time/has sex with you
by HappyKangaroo22 October 31, 2025
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Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs
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The Jordan Effect

Every Month In December Your Bitch Will Miraculously Text/Send Nudes/Hide Text/ Beware It might happen to you.
I woke up out of my sleep to see “the jordan effect” i didn’t know what to do so i left and never came back

Others Have Witnessed “The Jordan Effect Through Messages or Even Weird Snaps.

Beware The Jordan Effect may happen to you
by MIKECOXHURSTS December 28, 2025
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Pulled a Jordan

When you ask a girl that you know if she wants to go out with you and your friends to the pub under the guise of maybe setting her up with one of your friends. Which you aren't so sure if you clearly explained that to her at the start. Only to find out that she thought that you wanted to take her out on a date, and completey blows you and all your friends off because she found out that you in fact have a girlfriend.
Dude what happened to that girl. Oh she found out you had a girlfriend? Did you tell her? Yeah man you totally pulled a jordan.
by MosDawg December 13, 2008
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to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014
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pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited
The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.
by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014
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shelby x jordano

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