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The Jesus of Dating

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom
Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.
by Kelset January 20, 2008
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gentle jesus

when a man inserts a very skinny penis into a fat woman's cunt. she must be sleeping during the process.
i gave that bitch the gentle jesus last night. she must have liked it because she didnt wake up.
by gentle jesus giver. April 3, 2009
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sweet italian fucking jesus!

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"
by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005
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a jesus

Drill sergeant: "Look, boys, we got a Jesus here! Get his ass in that barber chair!"
by tcagle October 29, 2007
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g-force jesus

when a religious person drives way to fast and causes their plastic jesus hanging in the rear view mirror to sway back and forth and he therefore gets g's.
wow did you see that nun drive by... she had a g-force jesus.
by whitechokolate April 10, 2008
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Its All Jesus

Its All Jesus: Its all good
Jesus = Good so add Its all in front on it.
by Caly February 16, 2004
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1. One of the largest donors to Proposition 8 in California, which effectively stripped same sexed couples of marriage equality. The LDS church explained their position as one protecting children, though unfounded as all mainstream health and psychological institutions share in an opposing position.
Proposition 8 was one of the most visible state propositions of the 2008 election cycle. It's passage was largely credited to he Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in addition to other conservative groups.
by LA Speedy January 26, 2009
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