Face Nut

There are many places to drop your nut. Tits, ass, back and a throat are good places to drop a nut. But..... the best place to drop your nut is on a face. Hence, the very pleasing FACE NUT.

Christine was a very good girl tonight, I'll make sure she gets a 3 oz. face nut from me.

by Eddie Jude May 11, 2010

your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"

by mott July 19, 2005

shark face

The face a man makes before an orgasm, precedes o face.

"Oh honey I'm gonna cum... uuuuuggghhhh... uuuuhhh... i'm cumming... oh honey <makes shark face>, oh, here i cum... oh <makes o face>... "

by listrifish February 17, 2007

scat face

The act of someone shitting on another persons face. Or having shit on your face

You know. I never knew you were a scat face david.

by Connor McDowell June 11, 2006

pizza face

A person with the afliction known as acne.

hahaha your face looks like a pizza, pizza face

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

face fucking

Where 1 person (usually a man) litterally FUCKS another person (usually a woman but you can never be sure) in the face.

He does this by shoving his penis into the womans mouth so basically its 80% blow job 20% fucking

I was bored so i fucked my dogs face

I feel like face fucking a sheep

My girlfriend is so hot so I knocked her out and face fucked her

by Acidcantdie May 13, 2005

fuck face

a professional cocksucker not unlike a fish face.

That old faggot is a fuckface whose probably sucked every dick in fort lauderdale.knows what hes doing that one,could suck a watermelon through a crack stem.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004