its hard to hide, when your wide

when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.

A quote from Anthony P, 2021

jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!

by nolifejim March 16, 2021

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls”

person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t

by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018

Tries way too hard

Trying to be the best when it’ll never happen.

Aharon tries way too hard to be in first place, when he isn’t even in the competition.

by Elninio December 4, 2023

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023