do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls”

person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t

by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018

Hard Fade

When a girl stops talking to a dumb idiot that they don't want to bang.

Kyle got hard faded by Melissa. Now he is crying but scuba and can't see tears.

by Tmoney September 15, 2014

Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.

“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”

by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024

Hard Tommy

When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.

My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.

I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023