your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"

by mott July 19, 2005

shark face

The face a man makes before an orgasm, precedes o face.

"Oh honey I'm gonna cum... uuuuuggghhhh... uuuuhhh... i'm cumming... oh honey <makes shark face>, oh, here i cum... oh <makes o face>... "

by listrifish February 17, 2007

Face Off

A competitive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.

- A referee is elected to examine the Face Off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.

- The winner is then exempt from further Face Offs and the loser must continue Facing Off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.

- The torch is then passed when the loser finally wins a Face Off, and the game continues.

A Face Off is often the only solution in a dispute between two intoxicated individuals ranting about who can hold their liquor, or maybe (if drunk enough) arguing about something completely unrelated.

by BennettMyhran August 28, 2009

scat face

The act of someone shitting on another persons face. Or having shit on your face

You know. I never knew you were a scat face david.

by Connor McDowell June 11, 2006

pizza face

A person with the afliction known as acne.

hahaha your face looks like a pizza, pizza face

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

face fucking

Where 1 person (usually a man) litterally FUCKS another person (usually a woman but you can never be sure) in the face.

He does this by shoving his penis into the womans mouth so basically its 80% blow job 20% fucking

I was bored so i fucked my dogs face

I feel like face fucking a sheep

My girlfriend is so hot so I knocked her out and face fucked her

by Acidcantdie May 13, 2005

fuck face

a professional cocksucker not unlike a fish face.

That old faggot is a fuckface whose probably sucked every dick in fort lauderdale.knows what hes doing that one,could suck a watermelon through a crack stem.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004