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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019
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blowing rings

When someones is blowing smoke in the shape of a round rings
Me and jo were smokeing hookah and I was blowing rings non-stop
by dream cacher nm May 15, 2015
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Burp and Blow

noun. What a girl give to a guy. It’s a blrup and a bow.
verb. When a girl is giving a guy that good burp AND blow 😉😉
ex.
“ Ayo, Roger, I heard Annabella gave you that good Burp and Blow?”
“Nah man, I wish. I know her burp and blow is legendary though.”
“Oh for sure man. Listen to this tho… I’ve heard her blow needs a little work, but her burp is the stuff you here about in fairytales.”
“gahhh damn man. I only hope to be that blessed one day.🙏🏻“
by Lola Nana January 26, 2023
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Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.
Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.
by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011
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Blow the can

When you mess up and reveal something that you weren't supposed to
"Dude, why did you tell the cops?! You totally blew the can!"

"Don't leave fingerprints behind, you don't want to blow the can on our operation."
by Canblower76 November 7, 2022
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Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.
Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.
by ZT14 October 13, 2016
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Brazilian blow

The act of oral pleasure while ridding the body of unwanted hair.
The Brazilian blow made my freak flag fly.
by Icyfreshbabii12 March 30, 2015
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