Apple

A retarded fruit. Not a single fuck on this planet likes apples.
And why the fuck are you searching up what apples man.

“Why did my mom give me apples in my lunchbox!?”

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

social apple

A man (usually named Gabriel) that likes to eat and also talk to people.

Wow, that guy Gabriel is a real social apple!

by --that one guy-- November 29, 2016

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024

Tomato Apple Drink

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice. Only made for psychopaths.

guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink, you know, that terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''

by It's Ja Boi, Nigerian prince June 10, 2020

Madison Apple

a girl that is very pretty and has a nice taste of music but the whole opposite when it comes to clothes but she has a chill vibe and it’s pretty easy to catch feelings for her

damnnn you see Madison Apple she bad bro you lucky you had her

by 2fye July 14, 2019

appling

the act of managing or running Apple Inc.

"We'd be so much better at appling than Tim Cook."

by thateuphokid July 6, 2022