american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.

I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.

by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023

American Peach

Is not quite oldie by a birth but obviously sluggish and anorgasmic blonde butch constantly consuming youth hormone since her teens who`s consequently pretending to be a teenage girl even IN her 30s despite having ugly flat body and smashed mug

Look, it`s American Peach trying to get her fresh!

by realshades January 3, 2023

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

American conservatism

A political movement whose only uniting principle is an unwillingness to believe that humans are capable of being concerned for someone other than themselves. Typical of moral cowards, they begin with preferable, comforting conclusions before deciding on how to frame an issue to fit that conclusion, if they aren't merely accepting these instructions from Fox News, AM talk radio, shock/cringe message boards, etc.

See also: psychopathy.

Who knew that those affiliated with American conservatism has such a history of corruption and dodging of accountability as a basis for policy? Ex. Their response to ramped defense spending in response to 9/11 was to cut taxes for the rich.

by arf79 January 7, 2023

context americans

Those people that see a crime or horrific act being committed but instead of condemning it immediately and outright, ask for "context"

Girl: puts dog in dryer for laughs on TikTok

Context Americans: "Context?"

by Jaketard April 14, 2023

American dysphoria

American dysphoria- Hating being american, wanting more spice.

“Hey mom, I think I have American dysphoria”
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!

by wildanimaleater April 16, 2023

paranoid american

when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.

"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."

by Jm8a April 24, 2023